Choose target opponent and target creature they control. You and that player have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of that creature.
Interesting tidbit: Surveys show that the card Ow has one of the most popular pieces of flavor text in the *Unglued* expansion.
Near Mint - $400
Lightly Played - $300
Moderately Played - $300
Heavily Played - $300
Damaged - $200
Near Mint Spanish - $400
Lightly Played Spanish - $300
Moderately Played Spanish - $300
Heavily Played Spanish - $300
Damaged Spanish - $200
Foil Prices
Near Mint Foil - $1.300
Lightly Played Foil - $1.100
Moderately Played Foil - $1.000
Heavily Played Foil - $800
Damaged Foil - $700
Near Mint Foil Spanish - $1.300
Lightly Played Foil Spanish - $1.100
Moderately Played Foil Spanish - $1.000
Heavily Played Foil Spanish - $800
Damaged Foil Spanish - $700