First strike {1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)
Near Mint - $300
Lightly Played - $200
Moderately Played - $200
Heavily Played - $200
Damaged - $200
Near Mint Spanish - $300
Lightly Played Spanish - $200
Moderately Played Spanish - $200
Heavily Played Spanish - $200
Damaged Spanish - $200