Whenever a creature deals damage to a player, that player may say "Ow" once for each permanent named Ow. If the player doesn't, Ow deals 1 damage to them.
Have you ever noticed how some flavor text has no relevance whatsoever to the card it's on?
Near Mint - $900
Lightly Played - $700
Moderately Played - $700
Heavily Played - $600
Damaged - $500
Near Mint Spanish - $900
Lightly Played Spanish - $700
Moderately Played Spanish - $700
Heavily Played Spanish - $600
Damaged Spanish - $500